He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
this is it, this is the best one.
AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
safari zoned again
Dr. Krantz and Clyde mounted at the Smithsonian. Still my favourite thing ever.
Before Krantz died, he said to Smithsonian anthropologist David Hunt, “I’ve been a teacher all my life and I think I might as well be a teacher after I’m dead, so why don’t I just give you my body.” When Hunt agreed, Krantz added, “But there’s one catch: You have to keep my dogs with me.”
This is the happiest skeleton I’ve ever seen
And here’s the “before” to the Smithsonian’s “after”…
This will never cease to warm my heart.
This is perfect.
I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY HOLY SHIT
MRS. WEASLEY TURNS TOO
oh god you can even see his mouth forming the ”f” I’m going to cry
NO NO NO IT LOOKS LIKE MRS. WEASLEY IS SAYING FRED TOO