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Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

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"Channing Tatum Has Met With X-Men Producer About Playing Gambit"


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Scarlett Johansson (via moonbrains)

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You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted “best breasts”.


"George," said Fred, "I think we’ve outgrown a full-time education."

"Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.

"Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?" asked Fred.

"Definitely," said George.

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i cannot imagine how much fun rdj and ty simpkins must have had. 

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wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

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Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

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